Valverde
Lawn Bowls Club
Almancil, Algarve
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Valverde
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Memory |
| Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. |
| Over the years they had shared all kinds of adventures and activities, including Golf, Lawn Bowls and Bridge, but recently their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. |
| One day, they were playing cardswhen one looked at the other and said "Now, don't get mad at me ... I know we have been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I have racked my brains, but it just won't come. Please tell me what your name is!" |
| Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes. Finally, she said "How soon do you need to know?" |
Hearing |
| Three retirees, each with some hearing loss, were playing lawn bowls one fine March day in the Algarve. |
| One remarked to the other: "Windy, isn't it?" |
| The second replied: "No, it's Thursday." |
| And the third chimed in with: "So am I ... let's gave a beer!" |
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